I Wonder

What posseses a five year old to eat a whole chapstick, or an entire bottle of vitamins in one sitting. Doesn't her mother feed her? Then she moved on to the box of airheads in the closet, leaving behind atleast 3 wrappers. (there may be more hiding). But this alone is clearly not enough to keep a five year old entertained, no she then felt the need to shove random coins into Shawn's bubble blowing gun. She painted the walls with shampoo, and pulled random things out of the closet... DVD's the umbrella stroller, 5 pairs of shorts. But the funniest thing is the 3 random pictures of the blank white wall that she took on my digital camera before changing all the settings. Someone tell my why this child was not in school? Why is this child never in school? And why can't her good for nothing, pot smoking, whore of a mother watch her own damn kids!?!
I don't let my kids play in their room ever, is it too much to ask of you to keep your short bus riding kids out of mine.